Another Senior Moment

Today, after working out at the gym I went to pick up Chinese food at a local restaurant. A heavy set black woman sat waiting for her togo order. No sooner had I placed my order when an elderley Italian man came walking out from the back with his pants unzipped. The woman responded and went to him, in a gentle voice "let's get these pants zipped up." The man, confused, talked of needing to get home. The woman continued with her kind assistance and then picked up her food and they walked out together.